Amazon.com

Andy Warhol , Kenny Goldsmith; don't they both start to talk about something and then end up talking about something else or stays with same topic but make the readers confused? i think the big differance between them is that andy warhol writes in full sentences, but kenny goldsmith has a lot of lists of words and 'uh'.


Andy Warhol+me
I wonder about how this website was created, I know that taxi invented miniskirts..ha. For some reason I thought amazon.com was red not orange, I do not like their logo though. Can’t they be more creative? There is this orange smiling mouth under Amazon, meaning we will be satisfied with the results it gives us? Wireless portable reading device, rings under a hundred dollars, T-Mobile phones, bestsellers in learning and education. And oh yea Halloween is coming. Actually this Friday, I believe. I am not invited or planning to attend to a Halloween party because I am loner. I am getting sick and tired of people asking me what I am going to be disguised as, they go “what?!” when I tell them I am not planning to celebrate, and also I lie about how uninteresting Halloween is to me. And then they talk about what they will be wearing, how there will be uncountable parties they will be attending from Friday until Sunday. Anyways there are shoes, bestsellers in audio, TV and Home Theater. I love their new iPod. It is very cute and colorful. But I am happy with my black nano my brother gave me. My brother bought nano when it came out then bought the big one, the one we can put videos in it, then later he bought touch screen one. And now he is planning to get the iPod phone thing. And my dad has the same big iPod my brother has but different color. What a waste of money. Really. On the bottom of this webpage, there are top selling books and of course there is one about diet. I am twenty one years old and I feel like I have been on a diet for twenty years. Why every one on the media does has to be so skinny? I hate diet. My friends always tell me I am skinny but I think they are lying. Or they just say that I do not become skinnier then they are or something.

Kenny Goldsmith+me
What am I looking at? Amazon.com, yea ok. We can find a lot of interesting or not, stuff, I think we can search for anything; uh just about anything we want to buy. Top part is blue, left part is orange, background white and writing are in black. What an ugly color match. Create your own trilogy with sci-fi costumes... Uh they picture of the woman for the women’s costumes is hot. Uh I am a girl but yea I think it is hot. I want to look like her, I think every girl does. Uh I will be going to the gym planning to run on the running machine for at least half an hour but I know I will run for like five minutes and give up. All I care about right now is school, diet, and shopping. I do not need a boyfriend. Eww for boys. Hey it would be awesome if I could shop for my ideal guy on this website. Height; 1m85 body; skinny with muscles eyes; medium mouth; medium hands; big sexy hands please style; neat and stylish etc; Christian, rich, smart, 23-26 years old, nice, sweet, cute smile, tanned, gentle man, future doctor or lawyer, funny, romantic, strong, sexy, sportive, Asian or Caucasian… but not perfect. Uh